Beast Mode

My husband and I are not football fans, but there use to be a player on the Seahawks who was nicknamed ‘Beast Mode’. While watching the news one morning during breakfast, a pluming commercial came on that featured this athlete and called out to go Beast Mode on pluming. We were finishing breakfast as the commercial ended, and my husband looked at me and said, “I’m going to go Beast Mode upstairs”. Gross but also funny, which inspired this piece.